A Toast! For You, My Friend!
Can you imagine coming home to see you pet chilling with a glass of wine and usurping your favorite chair?
That would be quite a change from the traditional “jump on you and lick your face.” Add a delicious home cooked meal waiting in the oven and you can pat yourself on the back for doing a good job with training.
Nevertheless, if the dog starts a smart conversation with you about the state of the world economy, then you must be dreaming.
What’s for Dinner?
Stumbling upon such a sight at your favorite picnic location is unsettling.
What will the black bear do once he snaps out of his reverie? Will he chase you down the old fashion way or resort to turning into a personal butler?
There are so many ways this could go wrong. Then, you remember we are on a list of animals that don’t give a damn. The bear might as well ignore you and continue to daydream.